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50 in stock


Got a friend, family member or employee that’s always late?

Don’t know what to buy for the person who has everything?

Want to get a laugh out of that someone who never laughs or smiles?

Need a stocking stuffer or bag filler for Hens or Bucks night?

Get the Novelty Gift that’s guaranteed to get a “OMG!”



BonkerZ Candle Alarm Clock! It’s the perfect gift that they will never expect. Even Ebenezer Scrooge cracked a smile when he got 1. Get 1 or buy several for future special occasions. Bulk discounts available for retailers.


                                   BonkerZ Candle Alarm Clock Directions:


Locate desired time of wake up on candle. Insert into your butt, light and go to sleep! Impress your friends and boss. Arrive days before they do!


                                            ” They will never be late again!”


BonkerZ Candle Alarm Clock – “Start your day off smokin!”

*A Novelty Item only- Not for real use!