Now booking for our 2019 Season!
Welcome To The Star Bar Comedy Theatre, Home of Catch A Rising Comic, BonkerZ Featured Artist Comedy Clubs, The $10 Dollar Comedy Clubs and Australia’s # 1 School of Stand Up Comedy
Featuring The BonkerZ Comedy Club Circuit.
New dress codes for Star Bar Comedy Theatre 2017. Due to Star Bar’s 1.5 million refurbishment, we’ve been told to inform all comics, T-shirts with offensive language or images, sandals, flip flops, torn jeans etc, will not be permitted. You will not be allowed in, therefore you will loose your spot and listed as a no show. Please arrive with a minimum dressed to impress your audience and fans.
NOTE: Room is owned by an African American, if this is an issue with you, please stop here. Although we welcome all races and ethnic backgrounds, this has been an issue with some comics in the past and in the present and to be honest, we don’t have the time and patience to deal with those who make this an issue. If this is an issue with you, may we recommend the other rooms. To everyone else who could care less, where I’m from and the colour of my skin, you are always welcome.
Welcome to the New Catch A Rising Comic, $10 Dollar Comedy Clubs and BonkerZ Comedy Clubs. Since 2008, our idea was to create a professional room, where open mikers (or as we named them Rising Stars) and semi-pros, could come and perfect their craft, because of this, we were the first to initiate lots of new concepts to Australian comedy rooms,
1. First to use 5 or more comics per show as standard. We were told this would destroy the comedy industry, but since all comedy rooms are now doing the same, I guess it didn’t after all.
2. First to use Wireless microphones as standard.
3. First to pay open mikers and semi-pros for regular gigs, inside and outside of the club. Prior to us, the only comics making any money were headliners.
4. First to have photo wall of fame inside the club that exclusively featured serious open mikers and semi-pros, local to the scene.
5. First to feature regular theme nights in their club that featured open mikers and semi-pros i.e 10 Comics for $10 Bucks, Battle of the comic sexes, The Asian Stand up Comedy Invasion, 20 Comics in 60 Minutes, The African American and Asian Comedy Tour, Comedy Court and Clean as a Whistle, to name a few.
6. First to give new up and comers, a chance to MC a show in a professional surrounding
7. First to give open mikers a minimum of 6 minutes on stage and semi-pros a minimum of 8 mins
8. First to give semi-pros up to 15 mins as a featured artist as standard. Hey, we know you can’t become a headliner if you’re only given 3 to 5 mins every time you’re on stage.
9. First room designed and created specifically for Rising Star and Semi-Pros, who are serious about performing in a professional room that’s not a pub or tavern and a room that gives them plenty of time on stage to help reach a headliner performance level.
Because of this, we’re only looking for serious and reliable stand up comics. If you have a previous history of lots of cancellations, no-shows or arriving late and if your routine consist of lots of profanity, racist and crude humour please don’t sign up, we’re not the comedy clubs for you. Even though we offer a variety of spots for comics from pros to up and comers, our audiences expect us to deliver a professional show every time and on time. On occasion we advertise, promote and market, the photos and names of each comic that will be performing on that week, Comics who cancel after confirming an appearance, makes the club and themselves, look bad, when they don’t perform. Nuff said.
We have 5 separate comedy shows.
1. Catch a Rising Comic Thursdays (performing here gets u into our Fri/Sat night shows and Bonkerz Comedy Circuit)
2. The $10 Dollar Comedy Club on Friday Nights
3. BonkerZ Featured Artist Comedy Club on Saturday Nights
4. Fast $100 Comedy Competitions. 6 Comics compete for the fastest $100 bucks they’ll ever earn. Audience digital voting. 2 heats, 1 show. You need a minimum of 5 minutes of material and 2 paying guest to sign up. 1st Prize $100 Cash. 2nd prize $50 bucks cash
4. BonkerZ Comedy Circuit (Several clubs across Sydney and The Adelaide Fringe Festivals)
Here’s the lineup for ALL shows.
Catch A Rising Comic 7:30pm (Thur) features: 1 MC plus 4 – 6 Rising Comics and the occasional Semi-Pro or Pro for seasoning. To be considered for a Rising Star spot in our fri and sat night shows, you must have performed in our Thursday night shows first.(Note: If u have already played our Fri/Sat night shows as a rising star, this doesn’t apply to you, only new comers)
Fast $100 Comedy Competition 8pm (Saturday nights- 3 times a year, with a grad final after 3 competitions) 1 MC, 1 featured Pro or Semi Pro and 5 – 6 Contestants. Note: Requires 2 paid guest to to enter this competition.
The $10 Dollar Comedy Club 8pm (Fri) features: 1 MC plus 3 Featured Artist-15-20 min sets ( Pro’s, Semi Pros ) and 1-2 Rising Stars ( Rising Stars must perform on Thur nights to get these 6 min spots)
BonkerZ Comedy Clubs 8pm (Sat) features: 1 MC plus 3 Featured Artist – 15-20 min sets (Headliners-a 2 day spot) and 2 Rising Stars ( Rising Stars must perform on Thur nights to get these 6 min spots)
BonkerZ Comedy Circuit Club Spots are 3 Featured Artist and (1 Rising Star, selected from The $10 Dollar Comedy Club or BonkerZ Line ups)
Star Bar (Sydney CBD), Belrose Hotel (Belrose), Huxley’s (Caringbah),
Note: All featured Artist Spots and Comedy Circuit Spots are selected by the Promoter
Please note: Our club rules are designed to make you better organized and at the same time, make you look and sound professional on stage. To those who already consider themselves professional, these rules are the norm or nothing out of the ordinary. To the newbies just starting in the business, they are specifically design to make you an asset to any comedy venue, pro or non-pro.
Featured Artist must have a minimum of 10 mins of solid material and minimum of 2 years continues stage experience. Being a regular performer at the star bar also helps but is not necessary.
Open Mikers (Rising Stars) will be given up to 6 mins of stage time.
Here is the rate of progression: Open Mikers start in our Thursday night shows, after a few performances, the promoter & MC, will decide if your skills, performance and material, suit our Friday and Saturday night shows, if they do, you’ll then progress to our Fri or Sat shows as a Rising Star (6 min sets) or Featured Artist (15 Min sets) and from there, hopefully join the BonkerZ Comedy Circuit. From there, you go into the paid BonkerZ Comedy Circuit
Some shows are double weekend spots meaning, you will be performing on a Friday and Saturday night. Note Featured Artist only (15-20 Min sets).
Payment– MC Slots are 2 days (Fri/Sat) pays between $75-$125 Total ( for both days and depending on show numbers.) or 50% for a single date. We have a small theatre so we encourage MC’s to work with BonkerZ to spread the word when they are performing. The more people there, the more money they are paid. Those who do no promoting will probably make the minimum.
Last Minute Cancellations or no shows, once performance dates are confirmed, will cause you to lose any other confirmed dates you may have for the next 3 months and removes you from the paid Comedy Circuit spots, plus make it harder in the future to secure spots. We take cancellations and no shows very serious and so do audience members who may show up to see you perform.
MC’s have the responsibility to Know the up and coming events and promos, know the house rules, check in and brief all comics for the night of house rules. Please arrive no later then 7:20pm on Fridays or Saturdays to brief the comics. If you can’t arrive at this time, please don’t request to be an MC. MC’s also have the right and responsibility to remove or cut short, comics time on stage if they see u struggling or having a major issue.
1 free guest allowed per performer (excludes special events) Please notify at-least 3 days before show of your guest name. We recommend sending your guests name when u are confirming your show appearance 1 week before.
BonkerZ Comedy Club reserves the right to allow or decline a registration for any reason. This decision is final.
Although all styles and forms of comedy are welcomed,and we do realize most comics use profanity we do ask that you keep profanity and vulgar language at the barest minimum. ANY material deemed racist, sexist, homophobic or anything that seriously offends your audience, could result in loss of future spots and/ or paid gigs. We understand most rooms allow you to pretty much say what ever you want, but we try to attract people old and young to our shows. We find, the older crowds aren’t really into a lot of profanity and crude humor and believe me, they let us know.
We ask that all material be original. Any material found to be stolen or taken from another source will RESULT in your IMMEDIATE dismissal. Also No joke notes on your hand, legs, elbows or paper. This looks very unprofessional on stage. If u don’t have it memorized, don’t use it! if you are booked on as a Featured Artist (15 – 20 min spots) and are seen using notes, u will be moved to open mike status ( 6 mins on stage where u will have to book on line for each new spot).
You will be given a light when your time is up, going over that time could cancel all future dates and spots. So when U see the Light, exit stage right!
At BonkerZ Comedy Club Australia, we’re not concerned with having all open mikers, semi-pros or pros, perform in our clubs, only the best or those striving to be the best.
All performers will receive an SMS via mobile or EMAIL 1 week before show. Please reply to this sms ASAP. Failure to reply within 24 hours could result in your spot being given to another comic. This is our way of confirming your attendance. If you don’t receive an SMS by Tuesday the week of your performance, you’ll need to call our office (02) 95472578 to confirm your spot. We have several comics on stand by waiting for stage time, if we don’t hear from you, we need to fill that spot
Equipment supplied on the night will be a stage, Circle Spot light, up to two microphones and stands, 1 input cable for an instrument and CD facilities. Please discuss your requirements with our MD (Music Director) prior to your appearance on stage. No request for additional equipment or changes will be accepted on the night of your performance.
Las Vegas Entertainment is the producer of The BonkerZ Comedy Circuit which features- The $10 Dollar Comedy Clubs, BonkerZ Featured Artist Comedy Clubs, Catch A Rising Comic and House of Magic.
We (Las Vegas Entertainment ) reserve the right to alter or change these rules, registration terms and conditions without notice.